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Due to body image issues  propagated and perpetrated by the mass saturation of 'Women Magazines" that making today's women feel to fat/skinny and needing a face lift, I thought it would be nice of me being the modern renaissance man/lover of women to complement chicky-babes on like how huge their tits even if they wernt that big, i would go " hey yours breasts are massive",
"Thanks Jake your so sensitive to woman's needs", would be the obvious reply i thought.
no.
Girls started going 'huh' and questioning in aggressive tones why i was talking about their breast, my compliment had become a insult, a criticism of their appearance
This lead me to more research on identity and perception, by objectivity looking at the receivers context and how the compliment could be reworded into a more positive and relatable statement that the recipient could "identify" with.
So after market reseach and good old fashion trail and error the result is;
" cool tits babe"

'cool' comes into it, (identity, the marketing of cool, brand awareness)
"tits" (Fun, cheeky and also a type of bird, bird being another term for lady)
and "babe" (ironic and makes the term casual, women have babies, boobs feed babies)
so there you have it, a safe approach into the mysterious world of complementing 3rd tier feminists

Oh yeah I once tried "your vagania is neat like a Manila folder"