I have a shop

What's in my shop? I have alot of wonderful things, see what your wearing right now we have that in my shop, we had it last season, you should really check out the polaroids placed on the window display, polaroids to you will seem like the future sent to the past, a microwave oven shown to Jesus
 (Microwave Jesus is an awesome band name)
Also there is ice-creams and icy-poles, Ice-cream is made from cow's whilst Gelato is nut based, Lots of facts can be found.

The shop is a very exclusive, invite only affair, I could perhaps get you on the door but it will be locked, you probably will be to dazzled and not be able to understand these future artifacts, but here is a gentle tip. (the following should be read with a lisp)

1. Imagine that in your mind there is a cinema and every time you have a thought of an object it  is projected onto the screen.
2.  Think of a random object, for keeping in mystical vibe I choose the Pyramids
3.  See That familiar shape projected onto the screen in your mind
4.  OOOhh now your cinema is smokey, could it be some punk kids with ciggie's?Your crusty house-mate hiding his feet stench with burning incense? it no matter, but look up, notice the the light  trail from the projector to the screen, in that beam is where we(as in the royal) decided what's in my shop.

Red food colouring is made from crushed beetles , blood is red, woah! does that raspberry icy-poles blood poles?