I like this song
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Guy with a shirt with spaceships on it
Boy it can be hot this summer ,witch (you know who you are bitch) can make having cold showers quite the fabulous past time (water restrictions in mind), My lovely friend Anna Maccella invented a method of keep cool called, 'Inside Beach' its where you cold shower with your bathers on. Apon getting out the temperate of your body has dropped and will stay cool as the wet bathers evaporate.
its similar to the principles of the Western Australian invention the
Coolgardie safe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolgardie_safe
I'm sure your legs are better then the diagrams
Another fun activity is instructed here
the more you can notice your ego the more you can laugh at it, laughing makes you happy, happiness looks great on you and looking great attracts hot babes.
its similar to the principles of the Western Australian invention the
Coolgardie safe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolgardie_safe
I'm sure your legs are better then the diagrams
Another fun activity is instructed here
- Prepare tape/digital recorder near by the shower and switch it to REC.
- Have a warm shower and suddenly switch it to cold, if your not some hardcore bad-ass (which I'm sure you are, but please tone it down for this exercise)involentary shouts should burst from your lungs.
- Play back your recordings, could these shouts be your ego aloud? are u channelling extra dimensional beings? is it your body, this flesh vessal you inhabit, spewing forth its true voice?? laugh at it, make friends with it (Perhaps slow it down and play it backwards for HIDDEN MESSAGES!?!)
- Notice now when wlaking around during the day, how many thoughts in your head are accually yours or could they be more like the screams of the shower!?!?!?!?!?dah dah DAAAHHH ("screams of the shower" is another awesome band name)
the more you can notice your ego the more you can laugh at it, laughing makes you happy, happiness looks great on you and looking great attracts hot babes.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
work that flack
Due to body image issues propagated and perpetrated by the mass saturation of 'Women Magazines" that making today's women feel to fat/skinny and needing a face lift, I thought it would be nice of me being the modern renaissance man/lover of women to complement chicky-babes on like how huge their tits even if they wernt that big, i would go " hey yours breasts are massive",
"Thanks Jake your so sensitive to woman's needs", would be the obvious reply i thought.
no.
Girls started going 'huh' and questioning in aggressive tones why i was talking about their breast, my compliment had become a insult, a criticism of their appearance
This lead me to more research on identity and perception, by objectivity looking at the receivers context and how the compliment could be reworded into a more positive and relatable statement that the recipient could "identify" with.
So after market reseach and good old fashion trail and error the result is;
" cool tits babe"
'cool' comes into it, (identity, the marketing of cool, brand awareness)
"tits" (Fun, cheeky and also a type of bird, bird being another term for lady)
and "babe" (ironic and makes the term casual, women have babies, boobs feed babies)
so there you have it, a safe approach into the mysterious world of complementing 3rd tier feminists
Oh yeah I once tried "your vagania is neat like a Manila folder"
"Thanks Jake your so sensitive to woman's needs", would be the obvious reply i thought.
no.
Girls started going 'huh' and questioning in aggressive tones why i was talking about their breast, my compliment had become a insult, a criticism of their appearance
This lead me to more research on identity and perception, by objectivity looking at the receivers context and how the compliment could be reworded into a more positive and relatable statement that the recipient could "identify" with.
So after market reseach and good old fashion trail and error the result is;
" cool tits babe"
'cool' comes into it, (identity, the marketing of cool, brand awareness)
"tits" (Fun, cheeky and also a type of bird, bird being another term for lady)
and "babe" (ironic and makes the term casual, women have babies, boobs feed babies)
so there you have it, a safe approach into the mysterious world of complementing 3rd tier feminists
Oh yeah I once tried "your vagania is neat like a Manila folder"
I have a shop
What's in my shop? I have alot of wonderful things, see what your wearing right now we have that in my shop, we had it last season, you should really check out the polaroids placed on the window display, polaroids to you will seem like the future sent to the past, a microwave oven shown to Jesus
(Microwave Jesus is an awesome band name)
Also there is ice-creams and icy-poles, Ice-cream is made from cow's whilst Gelato is nut based, Lots of facts can be found.
The shop is a very exclusive, invite only affair, I could perhaps get you on the door but it will be locked, you probably will be to dazzled and not be able to understand these future artifacts, but here is a gentle tip. (the following should be read with a lisp)
(Microwave Jesus is an awesome band name)
Also there is ice-creams and icy-poles, Ice-cream is made from cow's whilst Gelato is nut based, Lots of facts can be found.
The shop is a very exclusive, invite only affair, I could perhaps get you on the door but it will be locked, you probably will be to dazzled and not be able to understand these future artifacts, but here is a gentle tip. (the following should be read with a lisp)
- Imagine that in your mind there is a cinema and every time you have a thought of an object it is projected onto the screen.
- Think of a random object, for keeping in mystical vibe I choose the Pyramids
- See That familiar shape projected onto the screen in your mind
- OOOhh now your cinema is smokey, could it be some punk kids with ciggie's?Your crusty house-mate hiding his feet stench with burning incense? it no matter, but look up, notice the the light trail from the projector to the screen, in that beam is where we(as in the royal) decided what's in my shop.
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