i think chicken soup smells like pee, or is it that pee smells like chicken soup.
when ever someone sits next to me and smells of chicken soup i get the heebie jeebies
how come u can hold it for ages but when ur in like 5 meters of the toilet ur body relaxes and its a frantic struggle to get ur pants down in time?!?!?
another thing to think about it UTI's this doesn't really affect boys (unless its your girlfriend with it) but how common is that thing, if i was a girl that would play with my mind heaps, I wonder how common it is in the military cos you have to hold your piss for ages when your shooting someone
Also has anyone else noticed the lack of piss mats in Australia, in europe they are quite common place. i find that they reduce splash back and also give off a pleasant aroma, if only i could find a coffee scented one. ooo that would be a joyful experience
Theres nothing like a really huge pee its like u can accually feel urself gettin lighter, all thouse endorphins that kick in as well,
has anyone eva pissed directly into a fridge b4 . I remember one of my first party experiences, i was sporting those hanes grey tracksuit pants (fashion killer from a young ages, i spilt my Milo chocolate drink on it and when it dried it looked like shit stains) and this ''bogan'' started to piss in the hosts fridge. when then the hosts older brother came in and repetitively slammed this 15 yr olds head in the fridge and made him lick it up. Oh I think we all a lesson that day.
I learnt sometimes hiding, even if its in the same room and u can still hear what's going on. helps ease the shock
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