wierd dream i had

A News Anchorman sits at his desk ,when we notice bee's beginning to swarm about him, he announces 'its a symphony of bees'. he next news item commences when a dismembered donkeys leg is slapped onto the desk, it still shudders, then a donkey runs into shot and bites hold of the leg, it appears as if he wants the leg back on. The programme cuts to this gentleman named 'Greg' he has had his leg removed in the same scientific process as the donkeys, images of his dismembered leg kicking a football are shown, we are then told that Greg is going to have the process repeated but this time on his arm, he is already preparing to live without by moving objects with his mouth and other arm.

ziegfried mantoof!

i had this strange thought the other day

that tooth fairy's were born with just gums so thats why they need to collect baby teeth, plus they have big mouths so they fit alot in which explains why they visit u at night cos they look so SCARY

no time to think up a title

soft feather flutter

ice induced shudder

between cotton cover

sweet recollection of lover

death sex

Ok I want like a really sad song to play at my funeral nothing wimpy, it has to make every1 cry, fuck yeah lots of tears and like all the girls that I have kissed/fucked would be there all crying, so much tears that it wets their tight white shirts making them see-thru totally exposing their erect nipples and then they would notice how hot each other is and totally start discovering each others wet bodies. BUT THE PRIEST is like a witch doctor and brings me back to life as I rise out of my coffin every1 gasps at the rise in my pants, at my ZOMBIE ERECTION and I totally do every1 there really hard to the max and make every1 cum and they like so satisfied, then I shoot my wad like Spiderman shoots webs and TOTALLY SWING OUT OF THERE.

Oh god that felt great

Keeping my shit nasty

farts

My mother told me that if your farts stink that means your dehydrated, so if someone you know does stinky toots instead of going 'Ew your putrid rotting ass stench is just a reminder of your impending premature death and P.S. nobody likes you badly dressed anorexic bitch we all know you bleach your fingers cos of the vomit stains P.P.S. shut up",

Try offering the offender a glass of water.

blah

you are the circle shape of the well from water cups,
I can fall into you but be brought up in next mornings bucket
To quench your feet as you sit
On my clothes

the feel of your arm hair antenna's tickling me with their dainty fine texture that evoke the scent of your pores, the scent of your sweat, breath, feet, pussy, underarms,
base of your spine compared to neck, the glistening of your lips, the flowing warm rapid river contained in such elegant and classical form.

goth rave

I think im a goth, ive totally missed the boat and am bummed, I was like some hip hopper then a raver but all the time I WAS A GOTH fuck

Thats so lame, everyone is so lame, life is lame errr your such a bad dancer, god it hurts to be this cool.

See I'm awesome at it.

My tan is too rad but so I dont know if i can be a goth,

oooh beach goth. GOTH ON A BEACH, or maybe' goths on beach'
Perhaps i should hang out with these people

goths in hot weather

Im in a band sleep with me. chicks dig that stuff, girls can be likeeeeeee so stupid sometimes, totally.
I want a japanese latino jew icelandic girlfriend, who's into me but like strings me along, and hates men secretly, it will be a really productive relationship.


Im the 80's sax-a-phone in this song we call life.