monday night late

I write in lists Do i Think in LISTS

I have heard from various resources that women are attracted to men standing/talking with other women, even to the extent of men with wives, but that can be a double edge sword in my experience, hanging out with women means eventually means talking about feelings when a girl finds a straight man that talks about feelings they usually wanna keep him as a friend, “cos your so cute Jake and kissing you would ruin our friendship, stop touching me” so before you know it you have heaps of hot chick friends but no action.

So here are some techniques of looking approachable when your alone;

1. Phones and listening to music on headphones are a no no, with these your not alone, you are occupied, it goes MAN MACHINE not MACHINE & MAN. So how bout reading a small book, as in a book smaller in size then normal books, girls will be all like “why that book is of not regular size, its small therefore the words contained within must be important because less can be fit into such a minute receptacle’.

2. Writing in a notepad with a concentrated look face occasionally looking up briefly (as in not to be caught but you wanna be noticed) at the girl you want to attract, mouth an ‘ahh’ as if some epiphany of observation has struck you and continue writing, girls will be all like, “oh wow he must be writing poetry about me because I’m so captivatingly inspiring” which she is obviously captivating for that is the reason your looking at her…..(it helps also if you were actually writing poetry about them, this can be read at a later date, totally increasing coolness!)

3.Technique is to sit up straight  and breath in + out really deep imagining the deepness of your breath as energy expanding your aura-chi-vibe thang, I normally hear/imagine a hum as I do this, one of the side effect of method is animals are usually become attracted to you. WOW Perhaps also having a collection of kittens and puppies crawling over you, will help, LION KITTENS AND DINGO PUPS!

If you do find yourself in a group of women make sure there is something heavy that you can lift up.

A: show them your muscles 

B: wows them with your man like prowess 

and say obviously sexist things.

dephonition

the placebo effect—you believe that you are taking a pill that will make you feel better; therefore, you feel better